Strippers trade lap dances for toys

Executives at Admiral Theatre are giving away a lap dance to each customer who brings in an unused, unwrapped toy for the charity effort. The event, which kicked off on Monday and will continue through December 17, is in its second year running. 

The Onion A.V. Club reports the Admiral had customer participation in its service events drop, and wanted to provide an incentive for customers to get involved once more. 

 

The Chicagoist reports last year the club raised five carloads of toys, donated to various churches around Albany Park.

 

The event was also accompanied by a debaucherous '12 Days of XXX-Mas' celebration.

 

The extravaganza holiday events also featured what the A.V. Club called featured 'a stripper-fied rendition of "The Nutcracker."'

 

But don't expect filling up a sack full of toys will get you another go round with one of the scantily clad ladies, like Paige, Daisy, Breezy, Lucy or - yes - Euphoria.

 

The flyer for the event clearly denotes the customers are limited to one dance only from one of over 100 entertainers in 'the Best All-Nude Gentlemen's Club in Chicagoland'.

 

The Admiral is open year-round but shuts its doors for one day only - Christmas Eve.